tohkay:

Please be so kind as to watch the new music video from my forthcoming album, here: http://youtu.be/Oy-bEXUA6u0

The song is called “With Any Sort Of Certainty”, and the album is called “The Hand That Thieves”

You can download the song for free on the BandPage tab on my facebook page as well. (www.facebook.com/tohkay)

Thank you very much, and feel free to whistle along.

the home button’s looking pretty funky…

SCARIEST TRUE STORY EVER
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES
This was 3 years ago.
I had a friend who was involved in a horrible accident. His face was nearly burnt off do to a horrible accident at his work place (he worked at a body shop). Gasoline exploded because a live wire left out.His face was so disfigured he was called the barnacle.His family left him leaving him on the streets being unable to work.He kept getting insults and beatings from random strangers do to his ugliness.This went on for 2 years, until he snapped.No one was safe.Within a week half the city was gone do to his murderous streak of kills.He was never caught and is still a heartless killer. So,in summary,there was an ugly barnacle.He was so ugly that everyone died.The End

This was 3 years ago.
I had a friend who was involved in a horrible accident. His face was nearly burnt off do to a horrible accident at his work place (he worked at a body shop). Gasoline exploded because a live wire left out.His face was so disfigured he was called the barnacle.His family left him leaving him on the streets being unable to work.He kept getting insults and beatings from random strangers do to his ugliness.This went on for 2 years, until he snapped.No one was safe.Within a week half the city was gone do to his murderous streak of kills.He was never caught and is still a heartless killer. So,in summary,there was an ugly barnacle.He was so ugly that everyone died.The End

Thank you, Paris.

beautiful.

strangewood:

“I like things that have passed through human hands. Things that have been touched. Such things are charged with emotions that are capable of revealing themselves under certain, extremely sensitive circumstances. I collect such objects, surround myself with them and in the end I cast such ‘fetishes’ in my films. That’s also the reason why I don’t like computer animation. Virtual reality doesn’t have a tactile dimension. Objects and figures created on a computer have no past.”

Jan Švankmajer (born September 4, 1934)

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

cliffrose-acetone:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I’m sorry, but I think it takes a special kind of genius to come up with things like this

sporkaganza:

caffeinekind:

vaguely disturbing

latex is on there twice

My friend actually has one

and wears it all the time. 

sporkaganza:

caffeinekind:

vaguely disturbing

latex is on there twice

My friend actually has one

he wears it regularly. 

collegehumor:

Five Guys Burgers and Fries Review Songified

We posted this yesterday but we’re posting it again because it’s so very important to your internet life that you watch this. 

DAY-UM.