holy shit cows are huge
And apparently very cuddly
I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
this was on the last episode of drake and josh
they were warning us
my girlfriend framed her first anon hate
She’s a keeper
when people touch me without permission