instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
andy is probably the best hubby in the world
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
This incredible mod by Christopher Snell adds working gears and other aesthetic touches to an otherwise modern leg prosthetic. This offers the wearer way more movement and freedom than the previous Steam Age leg prothesis design, “a peg.”
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk